Okay, so not really as bad as it sounds. Actually not bad at all, just... confusing! Ahaa, yes so, fuck isn't really the word, I just used it for 1) Because I am terribly confused, and 2) For a dramatic title. Caught your attention didn't it! Damn, I. Am. Good. Ahaa! Wow, now I feel like a loser!
Yes, so 'fuck-ish' news that I was going to deliver before I so rudely changed topic... But not really... But whatever! P. S. It really isn't... Er... 'Fuck-ish.'
The news is, *ahem*...
My mother signed me up for vocal lessons...
Yes, she did, omigod why. Why do you ask? Yes, well actually I really am asking the exact same question. Why the fuck (pardon the pun) would my mother sign me up for vocals? I am really really confused actually! I mean, it would make sense yes if:
1) I could sing.
2) Or better yet. I could sort of sing.
3) If I had an interest in singing.
4) If I loved performing.
5) I could sing.
Really mom. Really? Why the hell (no pun this time. ), did you sign me up for this? I mean honestly, it was so incredibly out of the blue. Basically she says to me last night in the car: 'Oh yes, I signed you up for singing lessons.' Huh?! What!?
So confused right now. Somebody help me. Help me find out what is going on in that brain of my mother. Did I really come out of her? Omigod...

P. S. It really isn't a bad thing, I mean I don't mind at all that she signed me up! I'm just terribly confused.